Simon Says (2006)
Crispin Glover, Margo Harshman, Carrie Finklea, Artie Baxter, Greg Cipes, Blake Lively
Ludek Drizhal opening sequence: Vince Rule
Blue Cactus Pictures, Dark Moon Pictures, Simon Says Productions
1 Hour and 30 Minutes (90 Minutes)
You forgot to say..... SIMON SAYS
From the Director of classic family film "Harry the Fishy" (1987) comes this wretched slasher who borrows the title of famous children's game to throw ' cheese ' in the mousetrap. But the Greek title creates impressions of a violent slasher/torture porn film youthful character. More of the same and I only hoped it was at least the film to have dignity, to see IE. However, neither this simple and unique requirement is fulfilled by the "Simon Says", a phenomenon that is spreading alarmingly in a later scene of horror.
Where to start and where to end? Interpretations? Directed? Script? Dialogues? Everything is a black mess in "Simon Says". The words "amateurism" and "sloppy" describe precisely what is happening in katagelasto kwmikotragika film of William Dear.
Towards the end of the film a brief participation of the famous actress Blake Lively (The Secret of Antalain, Gossip Girl, The Town). Where they knew what the poor chalice movie played then …
Only at gore we can identify a positive note but in many cases the extremely violent murder scenes look completely bogus both in concept and in execution (e.g. bombarded with … picks from his makeshift Cannon axinwn!). Ok, for charm maybe could see anyone but the enenintalepti durability (the Greek version is slightly smaller) doesn't help in this by keeping track of ' Simon Says ' real nightmare for the Viewer. Unacceptable movie!
Simon SaysMovie Review Highlights
- The annihilation with trap-mattock a young after the unsuccessful hitchhiking.
- The bombing of one of the protagonists with pickaxes from the makeshift "Canon" of the maniacal.
- The funny extermination of a victim with … giant pot!
5 = Ατελείωτο λουτρό αίματος - 4 = Πολύ αιματοβαμμένο - 3 = Αιματοβαμμένο - 2 = Ελάχιστα αιματοβαμμένο - 1 = Σταγόνες αίματος - 0 = Ανυπαρξία αίματος
5 = Αριστουργηματικό! - 4 = Πολύ καλό - 3 = Καλό - 2,5 = Μέτριο - 2 = Κακό - 1 = Πολύ κακό - 0 = Δεν βλέπεται με τίποτα!
Inhexaustibly rivers of blood and many harsh scenes of murders ... even if some of these are completely bogus and analithofaneis.
Klisarismeno and badly written script, atalantoi actors with ridiculous interpretations, amateur filmmaking, dialogues of the slab, failed past building of manic, weakness of the film to scare.